i dont think we give karl urban enough credit for his acting in this extended edition scene of eomer discovering eowyn in pelennor fields because. my goodness
Tags are fantastic, and if you’re on the fence about reading the books please know Eomer finds her before the battle ends in the original, and thinking she is dead goes absolutely feral on the enemy.
The narration is even like “newly king, Eomer says FUCK TACTICS LETS KILL ORCS, and it is not a good decision but he sure did make it emphatically.”
“I, AM OVER EIGHT HUNDRED. OLDER THAN ALL OF YOU COMBINED. I’VE CROSSED MORE BRIDGES THAN ALL THE ROADS YOU’VE WALKED.
“I, POSSESS SHRINES AND TEMPLES ACROSS THIS LAND; MY DEVOTEES AND WORSHIPPERS ARE SPREAD TO ALL FOUR SEAS. IF YOU DON’T KNOW MY NAME, IT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE IGNORANT AND UNLEARNED OF THE WORLD!
“I, DO NOT WORSHIP GODS.
“I, AM GOD!”
this man is terrifying and i don’t think it’s talked about NEARLY enough
WAIT I just realized the entire demon world probably thinks Liu Qingge is courting Luo Binghe,,,,,, he shows up at his front door Every Day for like 5 years to have huge epic battles and then at the end of every fight LBH carefully deposits him back on his little mountain to get healed up for the next one lmao
I want Mobei Jun to be so confused about why Binghe married Shen Qingqiu and NOT Liu Qingge
Because he can respect the history with Shen Qingqiu and can get on board with Binghe marrying him even if he doesn’t get it but there is a perfectly good second husband right there! You’ve been courting for YEARS!
I don’t understand! You don’t court so publicly like that if he’s just a casual fuck!
Ohhh wait
Mobei Jun getting mad about it! Because he’s thinking of how Shang Qinghua toyed with his feelings
Like he sees them trading barbs at some point and he’s like “I’ve had enough! With all due respect Junshang, stop toying with the man and wed him properly! You shouldn’t get his hopes up and then not properly accept his hand! You shame him and yourself!”
